Today’s post is brought to you by the word:
lol theory
Definiton:
The theory that the internet phrase lol, meaning “laugh out loud”, can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.
Usage:
Ex. 1 => Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.
Ex. 2 => Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.
Ex. 3 => Me: I love you. Will you marry me? Lol.
Today’s post is brought to you by the word:
default potential
Definiton:
A self-portrait or a picture with you in it that has the potential to be your default image on myspace/facebook etc.
Usage:
This picture is so good, TOTAL default potential!
Today’s post is brought to you by the word:
vegetarian
Definiton:
A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats.
Usage:
The vegetarian was forced to subsist on slower prey, such as the broccoli and carrot.
Today’s post is brought to you by the word:
gr7
Definiton:
A little less than gr8 (great) but still better than just good, said grr-sev-en.
Usage:
A: How are you?
B: gr7, you?
A: Just good.
Today’s post is brought to you by the word:
Virtual Friday
Definiton:
The last day of work or school in a normal work week, due to an extended weekend.
Usage:
“I’m so glad I have Thursday and Friday off for Thanksgiving. Even though today is only Wednesday it’s Virtual Friday!”
“I’m so glad I live in Indonesia! We have so many virtual fridays, it’s a mixed blessing!”
